If you’ve ever wondered what is England and why does it keep
on happening, this show is not going to answer that question. Fair enough, this might be something you
wonder more and more these days as you cope with the news telling you how old
English people insist on voting, but, at best, The Last Kingdom will mostly
tell you how the ninth century kingdom of Wessex stood up as a Saxon stronghold
against those pesky Vikings. In short,
and, inaccurately, Wessex gradually became England and thus the whole mess we
find ourselves in. Politics aside, regular
readers of Just One More Episode
(hello to both of you) will remember fondly my September 2017 post extolling
the pleasures of Vikings (the TV show, not
to be confused with the general concept of Scandinavian marauders). That programme ended fully in recent times,
leaving a Norse-shaped hole in my viewing habits. Yes, I like zombies, yes, I like things set
in high schools, yes, I like prisons, yes, I like reality trash, but I’m
recognising here another theme to add to the boxes that any boxset needs to
tick for me: Viking-Saxon conflict.
This dichotomy lies at the heart of our hero’s story. Uhtred is the Saxon son of a Northumbrian
Elderman, but he ends up kidnapped into slavery, serving a Viking family. Through his wiles and charm, he is elevated
from property to relation and grows up more Viking than Saxon. But, as per the pilot episode, Uhtred’s about
to find out it’s not so easy being a Saxon who identifies as Viking when
Vikings come for your Viking family, with the help of Saxons. In fact, it’s a fairly stop-start beginning
to getting Uhtred where he needs to be, which is down south in the Kingdom of
Wessex. But don’t worry if you’re
confused, as every episode begins with Uhtred narrating a recap of his
adventures so far. And fans of proper
Viking things will appreciate his persistent Scandinavian accent.
You’ve guessed it, then, that Wessex is the last kingdom in The Last Kingdom to hold out against the Viking onslaught. The Danes are everywhere grabbing land and laughing at priests. Contrast their ferocity, then, to the enfeebled citizens of Wessex who are more preoccupied with praying than strategising to defend themselves. In steps Uhtred, overcoming Alfred’s deep scepticism regarding his loyalties, bringing a laddish touch to business. And let’s be honest, Uhtred is the cool one. He has better hair than the Saxons, scoffs at their Christianity and gets to strut around in Viking clobber looking an absolute boss while they scurry about in meagre rags. Men want to be him (or baptise him) and women want to be with him (despite the track record of his women faring well in the relationship).
I’ll confess to only just breaking into season two of four,
having recetnly begun the show at a friend’s recommendation, but it’s the
boxset I find myself looking forward to most of an evening. Not being a savage, I do my best to ration
episodes to one per night so that I can bask fully in the glory of Wessex. Indeed, the geek in me loves how the
subtitles announcing each location give us the city names at the time, adding
to the overall perception of historical accuracy. There’s no way of assessing this for real,
though, but let’s just say it feels bob on.
My linguist boffin could do with some acknowledgement of the fact the
Danes and Saxons all seem to speak the same language, but why let that get in
the way of a good story?
But yes, it was the most violent of times, and blood is shed
all over the muddy streets of Winchester and beyond. However, we don’t seem to be allowed to
swear. There’s no effing and jeffing
from Uhtred and his merry band and this doesn’t impose a problem until we come
to anything sexual. In place of the
beloved F word, we have humping.
Somehow, this registers a bit pervier, but gradually becomes part of The
Last Kingdom’s own mythology. And we do
see some quite graphic humping, bringing to mind the late-night Channel 5 films
of yore, so I’m wondering if we’re claiming that a naughty word is more
offensive that the action it describes.
All in all, though, it’s a yes please to The Last Kingdom. It may have tempted you in your Netflix menu before now, but ended up rejected in favour of newer, more hyped-up fare, but sign yourself up for all four series if you fancy some wild storytelling peppered with religious fervour, ethnic conflict and a bit of a history lesson thrown in. At least it can distract you from England today.
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