Growing up a Brit can sometimes be a bit shit, but it’s also hilarious as a result. Until The Inbetweeners came along in 2008, no show had captured this accurately. We British teens were forced to try and translate our lives into American high schools, as that’s all there was available at the time. The people on screen were too attractive. They didn’t wear uniforms. The climate looked reliably sunny. They were played by people in their thirties. They didn’t talk like us and so on and so forth. I should point out this didn’t stop me watching this stuff, but then The Inbetweeners showed up and highlighted the stark contrast between US TV and UK real life: with all its ugly people, school uniforms, drizzle, awkward young people and British banter. Sure, we only managed three series of six 30-minute episodes (plus two successful films) but that’s really what passes for a season in the UK (rather than 22 hours of mind-boggling plots that cost you the will to live).
This programme still has a special place in all of our
hearts. Not a week goes by in my adult
life when someone is described as a wanker for liking something. They might say they like hummus and get
called a hummus wanker, or tell everyone what a great weekend they had in Ibiza
and get called an Ibiza wanker. Nor is
an opportunity ever missed to tell someone they are being feisty in the famous
structure of “Feisty one, you are.” It
applies to all adjectives – try it next time you cuss someone important at work:
“Boring one, you are.” Or “Tedious one,
you are.” The Inbetweeners’ cultural
impact was huge because it represented a culture that nobody had managed to
bring to screen before: the age of being in between.
At seventeen, you can just about drive. You’re ready for adult life, but you’re
probably at the same school you’ve been at since the age of eleven, when
puberty might just have been a rumour that went around the changing rooms after
football. Now, adolescence is a driving
force making you want to do all of the adult things (apart from work nine to
five, pay taxes, talk about mortgages and get excited about mattress
discussions with colleagues). But one
enormous pillar of adult life is denied to you: the legal right to buy
alcohol. Thus, you are trapped in
between adulthood and childhood (and not in that Noel Clarke film, Kidulthood). And you’re not only trapped there, you’re
trapped in Britain.
The Inbetweeners revelled in such ridiculous Britishness
that it almost dared itself not to get syndicated abroad (despite over 20 other
countries broadcasting this glorious nonsense).
It was based in a sixth form college, after all. Its humour came from the differences between
private schools and state schools. There
was work experience. There were Home
Counties boys venturing into London.
There was detailed knowledge of British law around the sale of alcohol
(including mead) to minors. There was
the college fashion show. There was the
trip to a potential university campus.
There was even the motherchuffing Duke of Edinburgh Award. I hope that Americans went “wait, what?” just
as much as we do when we hear words like valedictorian and sophomore.
Britishest of all was the humour of teenage boys. Nobody seemed to have realised that the way
we/they talk to each other is disgusting.
I’ve left the pronoun undetermined as I still do this with most of my
male friends. And most of the female
ones. And colleagues. Especially colleagues, actually. Anything could be laughed about. Any insult could be brushed off. It was only once things had really gone too
far that you could finally see you had crossed the line, though you couldn’t in
fact see the line as it was about hundred miles behind you. Let’s look at some of the most disgusting
things that were said and revel in the fact that, no matter what we claim, we’re
still amused by potty mouths and toilet humour.
My dad, for example, still believes there is nothing funnier than a
fart. Any passing wind in any form of
media (and, sadly, real life) will guarantee a LOL from my father. Why resist it? Life’s too hard not to laugh at nonsense:
Jay’s dead hand
Jay hears that if you cut off the blood to your own hand by
sitting on it, you can trick yourself into thinking a third party’s hand is
tugging you off when you are, in fact, masturbating. However, it’s not ideal if you need to slam
your laptop shut when your family barge in and porn moans are being broadcast
at full volume into your room…
Any time Jay talks about female physiology
Up to your nuts in guts just conjures such powerful imagery.
Simon talking dirty
Everything he did was beyond cringe, mostly as it was
visually punctuated by the most dated gelled quiff ever seen on TV, but no
dirty talk for me has ever surpassed “I’m going to fuck your fucking fanny off,
you twat.”
Simon’s London shoes
We’ve all been turned away from a terrible nightclub for
wearing trainers, but how many of us have paid a tramp to swap shoes with
us? Simon lost £20 but gained a pair of
urine-drenched shoes that got him in, but ensured no girl would come near him. It reminded me of a time a friend was sick in
my trainer overnight on a camping trip and I had to travel back to London from
rural Wales the next day with only a plastic bag between my sock and chunks of
his half-digested burger and chips. Yes,
I really was an inbetweener.
Incidentally, it was a toss-up between this and Simon’s testicle hanging
out at the fashion show.
Will’s first exam
He poos his pants.
Tee hee.
It’s this comedy gold that saw the viewership of The
Inbetweeners grow from around 400,000 in the first series to a peak of 3.72m
for the third – not bad for e4’s first UK commission. Clearly, word of mouth spread amongst “fwends”
that this wasn’t to be missed. But the gross-outs
were complemented by more subtle observations, such as Simon’s hatred for his
parents, even though they were totally chilled about everything he wanted to
do, or Jay’s genuinely hurt feelings each time his dad bullied him. Even now, I cannot resist a re-run if I’m
ever left with ten spare minutes before bed time. I always forget how much I can’t abide the
headmaster, Mr Gilbert, but then I’m always happy to be reminded of the music
of Kate Nash, whose song Foundations seems to
score almost every scene transition in series one.
Ah, sixth form. Don’t
take me back.
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