Netflix inertia (noun): To be unable to decide which boxset
to start next, despite trawling through the various menus, watching all the
trailers and soliciting friends’ recommendations. Typically occurs during withdrawal from finishing
a previous boxset. Often leads to entire
allocated boxset time being used up in failing to pick a new one, resulting in
disappointment.
But the premise of How To Get Away With Murder is
sexier than that. This is because the
whole show is sexier than your average drama.
That doesn’t mean it’s all private parts and naughty swears. It’s soap operatic in its approach to the
(many) sex scenes: the bra always stays on, the covers are mostly up, or the
camera doesn’t go below the waist (I really have checked carefully). This isn’t Game Of Thrones with willies
and boobs flapping about everywhere.
Although I could take some coarser language. The biggest cuss you will hear is “You
ungrateful little twit.”
Nevertheless, the tameness stops there. The rest is pure wildness. If your job is helping accused murderers
avoid jail, whatever it takes, then, when you end up embroiled in a homicide
yourself, you’re well placee to get off scot free. And so we enter the world of Annalise
Keating, defence attorney at large. She’s
also a college professor teaching criminal law.
She seems to have time to take clients’ cases and to teach classes, and
all of this seems to happen somehow in the home she lives in, which is also a
24-hour office solution for her employees and interns. I think I would feel weird knowing my boss
sleeps upstairs.
Keating is so hard she eats her own shit, particularly in
early episodes before the layers of her personality have been peeled back. You know she eats her own shit as she
permanently has an expression on her as if she’s looking for somewhere to be
sick, which is an understandable consequence of such behaviour. But this doesn’t do justice to Viola Davis’ masterful
performance. Keating is horrible, but it
doesn’t take long till you’re unable to stop yourself from rooting for
her. Talking of pained faces,
accompanying Keating’s sick face, we have Bonnie Longbottom, her long-suffering
number two (as it were), who mopes about looking like she has just smelled a
fart the whole time. I’m glad I didn’t
go into law.
These grown-ups, along with Frank the paralegal (who mostly
is having an even worse time), are joined by five interns fresh from Keating’s
new intake of students at Middleton University.
It’s easy to see them as a box tick in stock characters, but they really
do come to life in their own right as the show progresses. Their illustrious internships are maintained
by working all hours supporting Keating with her various cases. In this sense, How To Get Away With Murder is
slightly episodic, taking on a new defendant, through to trial, with each
instalment, giving the interns the chance to fight for Keating’s affections in
the process. But each series is
structured around more gruesome body disposal, with our beloved lead characters
caught up in their own stabby stabby slashy slashy.
These are foreshadowed with various flash forwards and
flashbacks which don’t always hang together that well, but each series in
itself is neatly resolved around all the big reveals. And that is its power. As always, first episodes get you well and
truly sold in, but the mysteries pile up and up until you can’t resist one more
instalment. Before long, the various
lies and secrets weave all the characters together to such an extent that
nobody can trust anyone and even we as viewers lose all sight of the truth.
Everyone has something on everyone else, but somehow the
interns’ friendships spring from hate, resulting in cracking crackling dialogue
as they goad one another. And back to
the sex: almost everyone sleeps with everyone else. Who’d have thought spending all hours at your
professor’s house sifting through legal case files for no money would be so
arousing?
Either way, there are two other things that make this show
pure fantasy. All the characters
constantly answer their mobile phones.
They should learn by at least episode three that this only leads to bad
things. I stopped answering my phone at
work in 2013. Secondly, Keating’s kids
are helped by policeman Nate Lahey in their legally ambiguous endeavours. His top seems to fall off all the time and he
is so chiselled that it must pain him to breathe as much as it pains me to
shove too much cheese in my face while watching. I won’t mention the plotline laziness where
one character is simply able to hack things left, right and centre to help with
their cases.
So it might not be perfect, but this holds the record of
probably causing me the most audible gasps while watching. Next time your thumb is hovering on the
remote and you can’t quite commit to that next boxset to binge, try some US
crime glamour (with bras on) and plump for this one.