It’s never a good sign when a TV show’s name has to be
suffixed with the name of the country it’s being shown in. But such is the case with The Voice. It’s our UK version, because there are
literally hundreds of other ones going on all around the world, so we don’t
want people getting confused and ending up watching The Wrong Voice (which
sounds like an Aardman Aninmation).
Nevertheless, within a year of the Dutch format hitting
airwaves in Europe, we welcomed series one to our BBC screens in 2012. Now, series six is desperately trying to fill
that Saturday night hole where X Factor used to be over on ITV.
Surely this is just the X
Factor, though? Of course not! This is the X Factor, but with
blindfolds. Contestants cannot be seen
at their first auditions as the judges’ chairs are all facing the wrong way, so
they can only be assessed on their… voice.
Keeping up? It’s a neat concept and
actually the rest of the show is all downhill from this initial phase. If one of the celebrity judges likes what they
hear enough, they have a button to hit on their chair that turns them around to
reveal who they’ve been listening to.
This adds great tension: will the singer totally nail it and get four
chair spins, sending the crowd wild? Or will
a judge turn around and have to maintain a poker face when they see the
contestant they’ve wasted a turn for is an absolute hogpig?
This whole part is best watched on fast forward, not least
because its new home on ITV means there are more adverts than you could
possibly use in your future purchasing decisions. Naturally, each singer comes with their own
sob story: I have a baby, I have to work in Topshop, Voldemort killed my
parents. Then, if multiple coaches turn,
they have to pitch for that singer and it all descends into showing off.
The following stages don’t make much sense. There are Battles, where two singers must
duet, but then only one can actually go through. This often becomes competitive caterwauling,
adding a great dimension to love songs as the two singers give each other snake
eye over romantic lyrics. After that,
the producers try and think up other ways to cull the field. Sure enough, as a last resort, we resort to a
public vote. As we know, the British don’t
have a great track record with democracy: Leon Jackson winning X Factor 2007,
Tory governments, Brexit. Therefore, The
Voice UK has yet to produce a household name.
Stevie McCrorie, anyone? What
about Andrea Begley? Thought not.
So why on earth am I watching? Occasionally, just occasionally (and
particularly in the 2013 series) there’ll be a performance that transforms a
well-known song into something completely different and amazing. Get your ears round this number here or indulge in the
brilliance one of the Battles can produce here and here. It’s even more reassuring when some old
lounge singer limps through a boring old standard and all the judges fail to
turn.
What of the judges?
Well, you’ve got Tom Jones looking
confused. So confused he missed a whole
series while Boy George
sobbed in his chair. Otherwise, it’s
been a home of the over-exposed: Jessie J, Rita Ora. But the only interesting one is will.i.am – you just know he
is looking for something bonkers. I went
to see the second series recorded with a good friend who worked on the casting
and Will spent every gap in filming glued to his smartphone. But then, there was also a lady in the front
row waving her crutch about in time to the music, so there was a lot to take
in.
The good news is that I was born tone deaf, so I’ll never be
among the 310 (so far) winners of different versions of The Voice around the
world. But I can just imagine my VT
playing out as I approach the blind audition from backstage: “I watch a lot of
bad TV and then write about it in a blog.
But I want more from life!”
tom did you get a ring for evlis
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