As we reach the end of Just One More Episode (and,
in fact, there are just four more episodes to go of this nonsense) I wanted to
dedicate some time to rambling about a very influential show that people don’t seem
to talk about anymore. I’ve mentioned
before my passion for sketch shows, both the terrifying highs of jokes that
come off well and the dizzying lows set ups that never really pay off (see post
on Little Britain), so it’s only right that
I touch on The Fast Show before
bowing out. I was recently assailed by
an irresistible urge to revisit some of my beloved sketches and managed to track
down a handful of episodes downloadable from Sky Comedy. Sadly, given that series one appeared in
1994, some of the footage looks like it was filmed on Vaseline (but don’t worry,
guys, as the adverts that are inserted everywhere are crystal clear HD) but the
humour still shines through and I found myself laughing my head off all over
again, despite having seen all of it many times before.
These days, my attention span is so much shorter than it
used to be, ruined by years of little whatsapps and incoming office work on
multiple fronts (emails, calls, instant messages, someone standing next to your
desk coughing lightly back in the days of actually working from anywhere but
home), so it stands to reason that The Fast Show’s delivery of its very name’s
promise (it’s quite fast) has helped to ensure that I’ve only grown fonder of
it with age. Most sketches are fairly
rapid, some are even a few seconds and a single sentence. Perfect if you’re itching to get the next one
without delay. This results in a vast
population of characters and scenarios that I could never do justice to here,
but my recent viewing has yielded two conclusions. Firstly, the writers and actors love
silliness as much as I do, as each sketch plays out in a parallel universe of
messing about. Secondly, their target is
always anything that takes itself too seriously. Sign me up.
Let’s take, for example, Jazz Club. I remember only ever waiting patiently for
this one to end when I was a child. The punchlines
were buried and subtle and, probably, it was too similar to real programmes at
the time. But it’s proven a revelation
this time around. John Thomson’s
compere is unflinchingly earnest in his curation of various jazz musicians’
backstories, delighting in their hilarious-yet-subtle made-up names (hello, Toast Of London), before throwing with real
enthusiasm to the stage where something terrible always unfolds, yet with every
artist believing they are a heaven-sent gift to the music scene and the world
in general, all conveyed through the medium of the rest of the cast messing
about. There’s an interpretative dance
where you can just see Caroline
Aherne (princess of The Royle Family)
having the time of her life, channelling every pretentious performer she’s
probably had the displeasure of coming across.
It’s at this point there’s a great moment of self-reference when the
amazing Tom Bola and Jack Pot waddle into shot with their creepy dance. I think about them all the time and have
recently taken to whatsapping friends a video of me laughing along to this
without any preceding explanation.
The two first appear in a sketch from Chanel 9,
the brightly coloured pastiche of foreign telly, set in the scorching hot
Republicca Democratia Militaria. While
it feels a bit Brexit-y and jingoistic these days, the sleaze of the
presenters, the chaotic unfathomable action of the shows and the superbly
coined and indecipherable language are all so well observed that you really do
have the impression of having switched on the TV in a Spanish hotel room. The linguist in me immediately starts decoding
to find units of meaning, relishing in each Chris Waddle as much as every
sminky pinky. The awards show must have
busted the budget, but it’s the lottery numbers that take me to my favourite
farcical territory, with the multisyllabic word for five pushing the very
boundaries of credibility, yet still erring on the side of plausibility.
Call me simple, but sometimes the repeatability is exactly
what the fragile mind needs in comedy. I’m
going to channel my inner Simon
Day with a “someone’s sitting there, mate” at the next opportunity. I still maintain that every one of Jessie’s
Diets and Fashion Tips is superbly written, and brought to life as an
individual and unique performance by Mark Williams. I didn’t even realise my habit of saying “no
offence” in a South African accent after something offensive is generated by an
Arabella Weir
character. Inevitably, I do need to
question how well everything has aged, as it mostly, and shoot me if I am
wrong, seems ok. Upper class
superciliousness and affectation seem to be The Fast Show’s target for its most
extensive ruthlessness. A few other
lines have become a bit dud as our attitudes have improved, but I think the
things we now deem sexist were in fact highlighting our imbalanced expectations
from women, from “does my bum look big in this?” to the competent female
employees who turn into simpering idiots at the first sight of a man.
I have to mention Paul Whitehouse, even
if just to make it clear that my sister and I still whisper to each other “you
ain’t seen me, right?” and Charlie Higson as
Johnny Nice Painter, because we two siblings still re-enact the moments he
finally utters the word black and asks mother why we must stick pins in our
eyes. Even all those years ago, some of
the humour is eerily prescient, with Sir Geoffrey Norman MP a spot-on rendering
of today’s chinless Tory, refusing to accept any assessment of reality by
simply shouting nooooo. I’d like to end
outrageously by claiming The Fast Show invented humour as I now know and love
it. From the crude, such as the couple
who have to pause briefly to explain that they’ve “just come” in inopportune
circumstances, to the uncanny depiction of my childhood, as shown in the sketch
which I now know is called The Hurried Poor, where a family constantly run
about with too much luggage while the dad shouts “come on!”, the breadth of The
Fast Show is as much a part of its charm as each sketch’s brevity. I laughed then, and I laugh now. Which was nice.